Don't hog the fast lane!

Folks, know that you are depriving other drivers of their need to go faster. Don't think that by sticking to the speed limit you have the God-given right to stay on the fast lane.
Even if it wasn't a case of an emergency, you wouldn't know what the blazing Ferrari was up to right, so don't judge. You either move to the slow lane or he will tailgate you until your heart beats faster than it should. Failing to do the latter quick enough would prompt the driver to seize the slow lane and pass you in a matter of seconds, while giving you the dirty look or worse still, the middle finger. All of which are very annoying don't you think? So, save yourself the agony.

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Wait, there's one more. Know that the right lane is always for overtaking and this principle applies to a three-lane ring road or expressway as well. This means if you intend to admire the scenic view or romance the fairer (go both ways) passenger in your car, take the leftmost lane. It is built for those who have all the time in the world. Don't hog the middle lane and create a train out of automobiles.
Once in a while, I do get the thrill of slowing down a fast car but only if I judged that the driver had been driving recklessly. I could tell somehow from experience but don't copycat this action unless you know what you are doing.